yo i heard academic essays bro got cancelled???!?!!!???!!! what is this nonsense!!!!!
"academic essays bro is on hiatus from its network showing. it might get picked back up tho. not sure whether its cause of the creators or the network. here's hoping academic essays bro makes a comeback!"
"yeah i hear ya there i love aeb"
Friday, May 8, 2015
ACADEMIC ESSAYS BRO S01E05
fisheye cam trolleys into the club and zooms on a thug lookin white dude. it's not me tho. the place is pretty bumpin and they are playin some oldskool hip hop but not that "emcee" rhymes stuff naam sayin. camera still lookin at dude and he throws a drink into the cam. ACADEMIC. ESSAYS. BRO. the words slam onto the screen like food mishaps onto your kitchen counter. camera turns like 540 deg clockwise and the guy behind the table looks at the camera cheesin like a young bill gates, dressed to the sevens. not even in logoed sportswear. with like no paisley at all not even any polygons and no aliasing:
bro. academic essays bro is a friggin hit bro! thanks for being such a bro!! but i am just an obscure gangsta singer songwriter producer and pacifist human who doesn't wear white t-shirts and actually im not sure i have biceps. o wait. there they are! anyways, do you think you could ask the bros to friggin give me a break? thanks bro.
academic essays bro title shout ho!
roll the track: the cardigans - i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer
then it's a slow mo music video. girls dance around the table and behind the seated guy. t-shirted people in front raise their hands and beverages perhaps in praise of some kind of beer bellied deity, although the effect is more like "yolo!". some regular bros have some drama, a drink breaks really slowly in midair never reversing, and strobe lights go off, and then ahha you're back lookin at the table and man do these girls do some illogical stuff. the song ends and everybody remains cool and when the next track plays it is jungle brother by jungle brothers and everybody dances safely not performing any power moves or dangerous flips or flailing their limbs, merely remaining within the spaces permitted to them and looking mostly forwards with their arms crossed. syke! the crowd goes wild and we see some of the newest stuff to go down in breakdancing and man did i mention it is w-w-w-wild.
academic. essays. bro! season one. episode five. what!
bro. academic essays bro is a friggin hit bro! thanks for being such a bro!! but i am just an obscure gangsta singer songwriter producer and pacifist human who doesn't wear white t-shirts and actually im not sure i have biceps. o wait. there they are! anyways, do you think you could ask the bros to friggin give me a break? thanks bro.
academic essays bro title shout ho!
roll the track: the cardigans - i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer
then it's a slow mo music video. girls dance around the table and behind the seated guy. t-shirted people in front raise their hands and beverages perhaps in praise of some kind of beer bellied deity, although the effect is more like "yolo!". some regular bros have some drama, a drink breaks really slowly in midair never reversing, and strobe lights go off, and then ahha you're back lookin at the table and man do these girls do some illogical stuff. the song ends and everybody remains cool and when the next track plays it is jungle brother by jungle brothers and everybody dances safely not performing any power moves or dangerous flips or flailing their limbs, merely remaining within the spaces permitted to them and looking mostly forwards with their arms crossed. syke! the crowd goes wild and we see some of the newest stuff to go down in breakdancing and man did i mention it is w-w-w-wild.
academic. essays. bro! season one. episode five. what!
academic essays bro s01e04
Are TED Talks causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college?
Yes, they are. I asked myself about this.
Self, would you kindly please explain more about your previous statement?
Yeah well uh ya see, uhhhhhh, at our local community college, people sit in class watchin TED talks on intrarnot expluor and so i think maybe TED talks is causing like cognitive impairments in our wider undergraduate students pool and maybe even like the working professionals not so educated about technology pool.
Okay, but how do you think we could solve this problem?
Well uh I dunno I would be kind of interested in forming a conference but hopefully nobody would show up and we would be able to produce the show in its entirety without being asked any questions by the audience.
Yeah, but don't you think --
Uh, no!
So there you have it. TED Talks only inspire average people to refer other people to watch TED Talks, for which the company doesn't even receive money, because they already got money from the people who attended the conferences. No offense to anybody affiliated with TED and especially not to our information age visionaries but the informational and educational content of these talks is severely lacking, as is the entertainment value. Arguably, TED Talks are causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college.
Yes, they are. I asked myself about this.
Self, would you kindly please explain more about your previous statement?
Yeah well uh ya see, uhhhhhh, at our local community college, people sit in class watchin TED talks on intrarnot expluor and so i think maybe TED talks is causing like cognitive impairments in our wider undergraduate students pool and maybe even like the working professionals not so educated about technology pool.
Okay, but how do you think we could solve this problem?
Well uh I dunno I would be kind of interested in forming a conference but hopefully nobody would show up and we would be able to produce the show in its entirety without being asked any questions by the audience.
Yeah, but don't you think --
Uh, no!
So there you have it. TED Talks only inspire average people to refer other people to watch TED Talks, for which the company doesn't even receive money, because they already got money from the people who attended the conferences. No offense to anybody affiliated with TED and especially not to our information age visionaries but the informational and educational content of these talks is severely lacking, as is the entertainment value. Arguably, TED Talks are causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college.
academic essays bro s01e03
trolling
the art of hanging out under bridges
trawling
the art of moving around and finding stuff in the water i guess
rolling
the art of making things into a circle
toweling
what you do when you need to dry off
towing
pulling stuff with a rope
57yleIMGplchrd
boating
sitting in something that floats on the ocean or water or whatever
"is this boating?"
"is THIS boating?"
by the way you are supposed to imagine little black and white line drawings for these things i didn't mention that earlier cause i knew you'd be here to read it now
voting
it's what people in teh uk have done for the past week or so apparently oh woohoo the friggin uk has democracy. woo friggin hoo. woop de doo. let me just get some friggin umbrellas and pass em around then for all the ladies. *pours one out* and one for the homies
the art of hanging out under bridges
trawling
the art of moving around and finding stuff in the water i guess
rolling
the art of making things into a circle
toweling
what you do when you need to dry off
towing
pulling stuff with a rope
57yleIMGplchrd
boating
sitting in something that floats on the ocean or water or whatever
"is this boating?"
"is THIS boating?"
by the way you are supposed to imagine little black and white line drawings for these things i didn't mention that earlier cause i knew you'd be here to read it now
voting
it's what people in teh uk have done for the past week or so apparently oh woohoo the friggin uk has democracy. woo friggin hoo. woop de doo. let me just get some friggin umbrellas and pass em around then for all the ladies. *pours one out* and one for the homies
academic essays bro pilot
hey check it out. a chair. i think this is some default background. what's that a tv or some -bleep-?
ay yo! why do people resort to keyword stuffing?
are they turkeys?!
ay yo! why do people resort to keyword stuffing?
are they turkeys?!
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