there is nowadays a divorce between modern art and postmodern art and truly current art.the art history community and the art community are two different things.
net art is not the same as web development.
despite the presence of monomaniacal search engines which trawl the web and bring up polluted and radioactive garbage which we might pass off as seafood! ,
there are no websites which provide a view into the world of newly released media
like other media theorists, the only known one being marshall mcluhan, i have come up with what could be called an ingenious schema of classification of media. as opposed to mcluhan's spectrum of hot and cold media, i have another spectrum, that of BAD and GOOD media.
i posit that creators, that is, humans with access to the tools of creation, and who put their works into digital form for massive global access, to fight in the global arena for brief visibility or the likely obscurity, impart QUALITY into MEDIA, such that this media is either GOOD or BAD, or PRETTY GOOD or KIND OF BAD or REALLY BAD or NOT GOOD BUT NOT BAD and so on.
creators may be good or bad at certain types of creations, and of course, their creative works may be misunderstood or presented alongside other works which are dissimilar, and so their work may seem outsiderish or amateurish. the domain of not commercially polished programs and media is generally either amateurish or wizardly. this is the second axis of my media spectrum. amateurish or wizardly.
there is also another characteristic of creators, that of quality imparted per time, and a characteristic of media, that of enjoyment units per time. GOOD media has higher quality and might impart more enjoyment units per time if that is what they are going for in that GENRE(2). within MUSIC, different GENRE(2)S are associated with different creator goals which could be providing enjoyment, providing deep futuristic vibes, making dumb aggressive sounds, mimicking a genre of music because yeah that's how dnb // trap // stoner doom metal is supposed to sound, or sounding really stupid (i.e. music for commercials). here, GENRE2 is a signifier for something similar to the concept of genre, but more specific yet possibly unnamed. we can begin to describe a genre2 (the two is silent!) and then we can compare descriptions with others and either reject or accept their descriptive input, to eventually formulate a less nebulous GENRE2. of course the ultimate goal of the normal genre in the age of the internet is to provide a means for people to make their work passively discoverable by association with a keyword. this bolded statement would be that sentence that they repeat in a box on the side of the article if this were in a magazine. this bolded statement is my secondary thesis for my nonacademic thesis/theory entitled VAPORWAVE SUCKS AND YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SELLOUTS AND BAD DEEJAYS WHO ARE CONFUSING ME BECAUSE YOU AREN'T JAPANESE ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES YOU ARE AND ANYWAYS YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO PASS OFF BAD DEEJAYING AS TRACKS THAT YOU MADE, NOT EXPLAINING THE SOURCE TRACKS AND PROCESS TO PEOPLE AND PRETENDING YOU ARE AN ACTUAL MUSICIAN AND USING FULL WIDTH CHARACTERS AND KANJI DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL IT MAKES YOU A PLAGIARIST. ANYWAYS JAPANESE IS A PLAGIARIZED LANGUAGE AND YOU CHEESY AMERICANS LOVE JAPANESE STUFF AND HATE ON CHINA BUT CHINESE IS REALLY A BETTER LANGUAGE ANYWAYS SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT IT'S TRUE NO OFFENSE
what would vannevar bush think of MEMES? would he think that MEMES are ripping off the MEMEX? who cares? when I think MEMEX I think ROLODEX, and when I think ROLODEX, I think ROLEX. the world of academic writing about theoretical information science history is full of people who actually READ LITERATURE. who does this nowadays anyways? if someone has spent much time reading literature and is in the position to be publishing books on a college press, hyping McLuhan and Bush, then that someone probably isn't a relevant player in the ongoing and industriially relevant endeavor which is progressive computing (as opposed to consumptive computing). academic essays bro aims to be like the modern and truthful peoples' alternative to the academia which is obsessed with seeming like academia.
non-scientific academia is a hilarious genre concocted by people who we presume might wear safari hats and look like professor elemental, and which is perpetuated by the great folks who had specced out their lives with PhD's in subjects like "comparative art history of literature where people mention basket weaving with a focus on the surreality of text in modernity across the ages".
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Friday, May 8, 2015
academic essays bro got cancelled?!
yo i heard academic essays bro got cancelled???!?!!!???!!! what is this nonsense!!!!!
"academic essays bro is on hiatus from its network showing. it might get picked back up tho. not sure whether its cause of the creators or the network. here's hoping academic essays bro makes a comeback!"
"yeah i hear ya there i love aeb"
"academic essays bro is on hiatus from its network showing. it might get picked back up tho. not sure whether its cause of the creators or the network. here's hoping academic essays bro makes a comeback!"
"yeah i hear ya there i love aeb"
ACADEMIC ESSAYS BRO S01E05
fisheye cam trolleys into the club and zooms on a thug lookin white dude. it's not me tho. the place is pretty bumpin and they are playin some oldskool hip hop but not that "emcee" rhymes stuff naam sayin. camera still lookin at dude and he throws a drink into the cam. ACADEMIC. ESSAYS. BRO. the words slam onto the screen like food mishaps onto your kitchen counter. camera turns like 540 deg clockwise and the guy behind the table looks at the camera cheesin like a young bill gates, dressed to the sevens. not even in logoed sportswear. with like no paisley at all not even any polygons and no aliasing:
bro. academic essays bro is a friggin hit bro! thanks for being such a bro!! but i am just an obscure gangsta singer songwriter producer and pacifist human who doesn't wear white t-shirts and actually im not sure i have biceps. o wait. there they are! anyways, do you think you could ask the bros to friggin give me a break? thanks bro.
academic essays bro title shout ho!
roll the track: the cardigans - i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer
then it's a slow mo music video. girls dance around the table and behind the seated guy. t-shirted people in front raise their hands and beverages perhaps in praise of some kind of beer bellied deity, although the effect is more like "yolo!". some regular bros have some drama, a drink breaks really slowly in midair never reversing, and strobe lights go off, and then ahha you're back lookin at the table and man do these girls do some illogical stuff. the song ends and everybody remains cool and when the next track plays it is jungle brother by jungle brothers and everybody dances safely not performing any power moves or dangerous flips or flailing their limbs, merely remaining within the spaces permitted to them and looking mostly forwards with their arms crossed. syke! the crowd goes wild and we see some of the newest stuff to go down in breakdancing and man did i mention it is w-w-w-wild.
academic. essays. bro! season one. episode five. what!
bro. academic essays bro is a friggin hit bro! thanks for being such a bro!! but i am just an obscure gangsta singer songwriter producer and pacifist human who doesn't wear white t-shirts and actually im not sure i have biceps. o wait. there they are! anyways, do you think you could ask the bros to friggin give me a break? thanks bro.
academic essays bro title shout ho!
roll the track: the cardigans - i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer
then it's a slow mo music video. girls dance around the table and behind the seated guy. t-shirted people in front raise their hands and beverages perhaps in praise of some kind of beer bellied deity, although the effect is more like "yolo!". some regular bros have some drama, a drink breaks really slowly in midair never reversing, and strobe lights go off, and then ahha you're back lookin at the table and man do these girls do some illogical stuff. the song ends and everybody remains cool and when the next track plays it is jungle brother by jungle brothers and everybody dances safely not performing any power moves or dangerous flips or flailing their limbs, merely remaining within the spaces permitted to them and looking mostly forwards with their arms crossed. syke! the crowd goes wild and we see some of the newest stuff to go down in breakdancing and man did i mention it is w-w-w-wild.
academic. essays. bro! season one. episode five. what!
academic essays bro s01e04
Are TED Talks causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college?
Yes, they are. I asked myself about this.
Self, would you kindly please explain more about your previous statement?
Yeah well uh ya see, uhhhhhh, at our local community college, people sit in class watchin TED talks on intrarnot expluor and so i think maybe TED talks is causing like cognitive impairments in our wider undergraduate students pool and maybe even like the working professionals not so educated about technology pool.
Okay, but how do you think we could solve this problem?
Well uh I dunno I would be kind of interested in forming a conference but hopefully nobody would show up and we would be able to produce the show in its entirety without being asked any questions by the audience.
Yeah, but don't you think --
Uh, no!
So there you have it. TED Talks only inspire average people to refer other people to watch TED Talks, for which the company doesn't even receive money, because they already got money from the people who attended the conferences. No offense to anybody affiliated with TED and especially not to our information age visionaries but the informational and educational content of these talks is severely lacking, as is the entertainment value. Arguably, TED Talks are causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college.
Yes, they are. I asked myself about this.
Self, would you kindly please explain more about your previous statement?
Yeah well uh ya see, uhhhhhh, at our local community college, people sit in class watchin TED talks on intrarnot expluor and so i think maybe TED talks is causing like cognitive impairments in our wider undergraduate students pool and maybe even like the working professionals not so educated about technology pool.
Okay, but how do you think we could solve this problem?
Well uh I dunno I would be kind of interested in forming a conference but hopefully nobody would show up and we would be able to produce the show in its entirety without being asked any questions by the audience.
Yeah, but don't you think --
Uh, no!
So there you have it. TED Talks only inspire average people to refer other people to watch TED Talks, for which the company doesn't even receive money, because they already got money from the people who attended the conferences. No offense to anybody affiliated with TED and especially not to our information age visionaries but the informational and educational content of these talks is severely lacking, as is the entertainment value. Arguably, TED Talks are causing cognitive disorders in the scientific engineering and math departments at my local community college.
academic essays bro s01e03
trolling
the art of hanging out under bridges
trawling
the art of moving around and finding stuff in the water i guess
rolling
the art of making things into a circle
toweling
what you do when you need to dry off
towing
pulling stuff with a rope
57yleIMGplchrd
boating
sitting in something that floats on the ocean or water or whatever
"is this boating?"
"is THIS boating?"
by the way you are supposed to imagine little black and white line drawings for these things i didn't mention that earlier cause i knew you'd be here to read it now
voting
it's what people in teh uk have done for the past week or so apparently oh woohoo the friggin uk has democracy. woo friggin hoo. woop de doo. let me just get some friggin umbrellas and pass em around then for all the ladies. *pours one out* and one for the homies
the art of hanging out under bridges
trawling
the art of moving around and finding stuff in the water i guess
rolling
the art of making things into a circle
toweling
what you do when you need to dry off
towing
pulling stuff with a rope
57yleIMGplchrd
boating
sitting in something that floats on the ocean or water or whatever
"is this boating?"
"is THIS boating?"
by the way you are supposed to imagine little black and white line drawings for these things i didn't mention that earlier cause i knew you'd be here to read it now
voting
it's what people in teh uk have done for the past week or so apparently oh woohoo the friggin uk has democracy. woo friggin hoo. woop de doo. let me just get some friggin umbrellas and pass em around then for all the ladies. *pours one out* and one for the homies
academic essays bro pilot
hey check it out. a chair. i think this is some default background. what's that a tv or some -bleep-?
ay yo! why do people resort to keyword stuffing?
are they turkeys?!
ay yo! why do people resort to keyword stuffing?
are they turkeys?!
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